Today I ate a MILLION foods. Let us memorialize all of them.
One Costco raisin bread slice with fake butter
One local peach
One tomato and fake-onaise sandwich
Two trader joes maple sandwich cookies (110 calories each!!!)
Two zucchini muffins
Three chocolate covered cranberries
One lemonade yuppie vitamin water
Three cups tea with soymilk
But I walked 3 miles and mowed the lawns! I think I still gained a thousand pounds today.
Quinoa with fresh corn and scallions from Vegetarian Cooking For Everyone although really you don’t need a recipe as the only other ingredients are salt, pepper, and (fake) butter. And I made a spanakopita with the fake feta from The Uncheese Cookbook. The fake feta is not much like feta on its own but it is good at acting like feta in the spanakopita. On its own it is smooshier than real feta.