A Sad Story

Last month my mother bought me a vitamix and it was the greatest thing ever.

Oh how I made gross-looking brown smoothies and then learned to make less-gross-looking bright green smoothies and the creamiest frozen banana dessert ever and also the smoothest avocado chocolate pudding ever and a really good milkshakey thing which is soy mik, a frozen banana, a handful of walnuts, and some maple syrup.

The best one is green grapes, frozen mango, an apple, a banana, and spinach. It is so delicious! I drank it twice per day! Then my vitamix died. It started sputtering like an old boat engine and made a really bad smell of burning glue. HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN IT IS VERY EXPENSIVE. Then I had to send it back to the company and now I have not had a green smoothie for six days and am sad.

Anyway other than the crap ton of wheat and sugar I ate on vacation, it is still mainly Eat to Live with Additional Nuts. I am down to 127, so down 15 lbs since mid-January. I wouldn’t mind losing 5 more so I am considering exercising or something.