About

Meats be gone.

Jennifer has been vegetarian since she was 19, excepting special circumstances such as ham when crazy parents/grandparents were having meltdowns on holidays or squeezed lambs in particularly tasty Indian buffets. She tried once for 4 months to be vegan in 2001 but couldn’t really get past the no cheese thing. But then she and her sweetie listened to The Way We Eat on a very long drive to Arizona and back in December 2006 and decided to be vegans. She likes to cook giant vegan meals so that there are many days of leftover lunches to save money for the most likely imaginary house she wants to buy.

Heather has been vegetarian since sixth grade but then she had some really crazy vegan roommates in college. Sadly, she believed for years that all vegans had anger management issues that caused them to punch walls. Then she realized the vegan Jennifer was not any crazier than regular Jennifer! Heather has been vegan since summer 2007. She is trying to cook real meals instead of buying a lot of groceries and then eating fake chicken every night and then throwing out all the rotten groceries.

Meats, begone!

Jennifer wants to lose 78 lbs of meats. That is a lot of meats. She knows it will take a long time but is hoping to make it by birthday #33 in June 2010. She knows no moderation, so every day will either be 3 hours of strenuous exercise and eating carrots or not getting out of bed and eating 100 cupcakes with peanut butter frosting. Good thing she is never successful at making that damn peanut butter frosting.

Heather would like to lose 15 lbs but she would settle for redistributing the meats away from her buttockular region. Her strategy of watching More to Love and eating Ginger-Os is thus far yielding few dividends.

This one time Heather and Jennifer drove across the whole country together in a Penske truck and they didn’t even kill each other.